ninwin

Due to various circumstances I will be moving to abnormal_toast EXCEPT for fanfiction. because some of the shit I write my mom can't see.

So yeah, if you guys find abnormal toast friending you, that'd be me.

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I'm so sad. DDDD: I like this journal...and stuff...I LIEK IT GOD DAMMIT.

T________T

So somehow I have ended up with a livejournal that my mother paid for and it's a completaly different one because well erm ah you see I was never supposed to have this.

It's paid. I was eager for it so my mom would get suspicious if I killed it.

I don't know what to do. It's abnormal_toast ftr, but still. Two livejournals...O_O

I guess I could keep AT up with random shit that nobody cares about and ...

yeah. that was me flipping out. bai :OO

This is what I do after I've been up for seven hours doing absolutely nothing but watching House and reading kink memes.

1. What curse word do you use the most?
Shit.

2. Do you own an iPod?
iPod Touch 8G

3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
I don't really know...

4. What is your alarm clock set to?
I never set it.

5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
Yes.

6. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01?
Trying to kick my grandmother off the TV so I could play TOS.
...
fail. T^T

7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Be in, provided it was a good picture and I was in good clothes and it was a photoshoot and shit.

8. What was the last movie you watched?
Final Destination. Worst movie EVERRR D<

9. Do any of your friends have children?
I...don't think so. o_o

10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
9/10 someone is calling me lazy. :C

11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
No.

12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
I don't own a CD player.

13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate soymilkkkkkkk<333

14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Not sure.

15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Months and months ago, when I bought a hat. It was a good hat.
I spilled Starbucks on it.

16. Can you whistle?
In a very pitiful tone, I sort  of down like a half dead flute.

17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their legs.

Um, oh look, another question.

18. What are you looking forward to?
CONCORD TOMMOROW HOMG
CLOTHES
THAT
FIT
<333


19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yeah, like, Arthur.


20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Sonata Arctica, Iron Maiden. Nightwish, Metallica, AC/DC and a couple others.

21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Most likely memes and watching House.
My life is sad.

22. Is anyone in love with you?
...
8D

23. What was the last song you heard?
What I Like About You - That Dude

24. Last time you cried?
When my cat died, so December 2007.

25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Desktop

26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I want to get my ears repierced.

27. What’s the weather like?
SUNNNNNNNYYYY and cold

28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
Tattoos don't matter to me.

29. What did you do before this?
Watched House and read kink memes.

30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
I forget.

31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
4 or 14. Nothing inbetween.

32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Not really, I usually just eat a snack later.

33. Are your days fast-paced?
Depends on how much I sleep.

34. What did you do last night?
Played on LJ and...read...memes...and...watched...
NOOOOOOO!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDD;;;;;;;;;;

35. Do you use sarcasm?
Oh I don't know, do I?

36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
I'll tell you when I get there.

37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Not really.

38. Have you ever been to six flags?
Once. I stood in line most of the time and I'm never going back.

39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
An equal extent.

40. Do you like mustard?
Hell no.

41. Do you sleep on your side?
Sometimes.

42. Do you watch the news?
No.

43. How did you get one of your scars?
Only one? I biked in to my friend.
phail

44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
I get irritated/mad too often to remember.

45. Do you like anybody?
Yes.

46. What is the last thing you purchased?
A box of oatmeal.
(oh WOW nin. THATS BIG.)

47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
I start in the middle with two pens.

48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
No.

49. What colour is your razor?
Pink

50. What is your blood-type?
No clue

51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
You know who you are.

52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you?
One time this chick spread a rumor that I smelled like eggs.
I WAS IN FIRST GRADE OKAYYYY DDDDDDDDDD:

53. How do you feel about carrots?
Delicious.

54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
A random number. It changes every ten minutes.

55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
D:

56. Do you know what time it is?
11:33 AM

57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
His mama...something.

58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Get friendly.

59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
Bubbleyum! I just never eat it because it has sooooooo many calories. D:

60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
T.

61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
...
8D

62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yep.

63. Do you like to sleep?
Sleeping is embarassing.

64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
...
GUH WAT

65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
No

66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
Ew.

67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
To be able to open up an anime cafe with my wife and sell vegan cake. =D

68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
I don't have legs.
(OWUTNOW)

69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Neither. Both of them scare me. DDD:

70. Do you wear a lot of black?
A lot.

71. Describe your hair:
Dyed black and fading out to purple, hasn't been cut in over a year.

72. Do you have Entomophobia?
Whut

73. Are you an adult?
No

74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
My friend Meghan. ;DD I should persuade her to get an LJ. Then she'd learn a lot about me that she probably never ever ever wanted to know. XD

75. Do you have a tan?
I rather resemble a shaped icecube, so the answer is NO.

76. Are you a television addict?
Anime yes. TV not so much.

77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
(And does she read your lj?)
Yes and no.

78. Are you a sugar freak?
I...love...sugar.
SO FUCKING MUCH

79. Do you like orange juice?
I'd like to be able to drink it.

80. What sign are you?
whut

 So I totally was sitting in the den and then I jumped up like "RHARGWR!" and ran in to the kitchen, got some of the little asian fruit jello jelly things and opened one and started to eat it, and then I got woozy. But seriously I was like "JELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY" for absolutely no apparent reason. I'm surprised I didn't lose my clothes and burst out in flame on my forehead.

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In other news, I'm rereading Loveless still/picked back up rereading it, and Velvet Revolver is a really good band.

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I wonder what was in that jelly.

Right now I want it to be summer. HOMG SUMMER ILY D:

AHEM.
I took out all the TL;DR. I'm sorry, that was me on 500 calories of brownies and soda. Yeah. Um. Yeah.

It's Clovis/Schneizel. And a drabbleshot.
I liek comments




( When something makes your head spin so fast, would you keep doing it? )

 

 

 I just found a bottle of mountain dew under my bed.
It expired in 2007.

 Soo yeah. My Schneizel harem has developed in to an entire notebook.

 Ask me three questions, no more no less.

Also, I got down in the 180s today, and I think my heater is going to catch on fire.

 I looked for TV. Amateur muzzle lickers? Emril green? NCIS? Hannah Montana? A blessing from the pope? 80s hair metal? Not really in the mood for any of that.
I tried writing more fanfic, it ended up Schneizelzaku smut. I tried freewriting, I got something about tomatoes. I tried drawing, I ended up with this discombobulated mess of something. And so, I'm stealing a meme.

Ripped off  </b></a>kitamurin

→ Name a fandom, and I'll tell you my:

One True Pairing Ship
Canon Ship
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
"You are one sick bastard" Ship
"I dabble a little" Ship
"It's like a car crash" Ship
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship

Ten years ago I was four.

With a grater.

I searched my name (well, ningensmingen, I use it moar) in google today.
AND I HAD LIKE NINE PAGES OF STUFF I ACTUALLY DID.
NINE



Do I really use that name that much? o_o; Nine pages in google...with only one of my usernames...the hell...XD

Seriously I think I'm going insane because I'm so sensitive about my food now. -_- It's seriously getting in the way of um, MY LIFE. asldjfodgm

I have like, the complete mindset of an anorexic except I still eat and then I go insane if I don't eat well and D'ARGH IT IS SO ANNOYING. D< -headdesk- I'll like eat a ton of crap and hate myself for it and try to not eat anything after and then I'll exercise but stop in the middle and how in the hell am I maintaining my weight

this has been a very very short rant by ningen

That I actually have a high IQ!

(shocker, ne?)

Probably my tendency to swing moods randomly, my endless innuendo, and apparently my habit of chewing on those plastic rings on soda bottles seriously irritates my mother. Never really tried to change em...

Because I felt like it.

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I was a pretty shameless kid. When I was three some really important political/security dudes came to where we lived or something, and I took off all my clothes and ran around. When I was around six, I got these "OMG FTW AMAZINGOBTB1EF!!!1111" rainbow underwear/the kind of bra that I still have to wear makes little girls feel better or something with rainbows on them and my aunt's boyfriend came over all the time andI just sat around in them. I never used to shut the door when I used it until I turned like eight, and I just generally had no shame, multiple other experiences which I am SO NOT talking about included.

It TOTALLY doesn't show through now! AT ALL D<